Top 14 Weirdest Rush Hour Crushes

It's inevitable that with a platform that has the option to remain anonymous, there are going to be some bizarre and potentially disturbing submissions. The Metro published an article on their website which detailed the top 14 weirdest submissions that they had ever received through Rush Hour Crush. The list is detailed below;

1. The Long-shot…

‘Does anyone know the recently qualified dietitian from Kendal who is backpacking in eastern Europe? I saw her in Warsaw and didn’t get a name’.

2. The Hopeful

‘Met the most amazing guy on POF website but unfortunately connection was lost. I basically need to sleep – all I do is dream and think about him and the date we were arranging. Right now I have the what ifs, HATE the ifs, username: C*****e, describes himself as photographer- grandparents are Spanish. C***s if you’re out there would love to reconnect – not on POF, in person. I just need to know if your Mr Right Now or Mr Right. Never had that type of connect with anyone before so really need to know.’

3. The Lover

‘I just want to say a big, genuine, heartfelt and sincere THANK YOU, on behalf of all mankind, to all the gorgeous ladies who dress so finely in this weather. Sunshine, confidence and daring. You make daily life so much sweeter. And distracting. Thank you. Happy Man x’

4. The Chaser

‘You were in a white commerical car on the M25 heading west on Easter Sunday, you chased me for about 40 miles, now it’s my turn to chase you!’ – Dark haired girl in the silver Tigra

5. The Hipster

‘To the blonde hipster chick on the overground from Camden Road. I thought this would be an ironic way to tell you I like your border collie or whatever’.- Hipster guy

6. The Picker

‘To the girl with blond hair and a brown jacket. As I picked my nose on the Northern line you looked at me like you admired my self confidence. Fancy a drink?’ – Cute guy with nose bleed

7. The Happy Ending

‘To the handsome bald guy in dark suit who I met in the tube five years ago. Thank you so much for make me happier every single day.’ – The little one

8. The… Wrong Number?

‘Single mom makes $89,844/yr in her spare time on the computer without selling anything’.

9. The Romantic… Username

‘To the Romanian I met last week, you have infected my mind, body and soul. I am the tall black male whom you’d kindly remember met at the start of the week. Your presence has not departed my mind, etched in my memory. Maybe when the stars align again we’ll meet again…

Yours forever.

Ram-The Shaft’

10. The Flasher

‘To the sexy fella who gets on the EL No.2 everyday, I look out for you, and your cute bum, but you don’t realise because I’m very sneaky. I’ll show a bit of thigh on Friday x” – The lady sometimes in pink

11. 2 Crushes with one bird

‘To the brunette girl putting on your makeup and reading Look magazine who got on at Shepherds Bush and got off at Woodford. A drink with one of us?’ – Two guys on the Central Line

12. 2 birds with one crush

‘Please could you put these in the rush hour crush…Thanks

7.11am train Oldfield Park, A tall dark handsome guy gets on. Sits on the front carriage, I’m already on the train and too shy to say hi x

7.08am train Bath Spa. So early, but boys, you look cute in your suits… and across the platform on the 7.06am too!’

13. The… Advertiser

‘To all ladies. My name is R***y and I’m an independent male escort. If you are alone and you want to spend some time with, please contact me. My phone number is 0777******. Hope to hear you soon.’

14. Marvin

‘To the girl who s****d me off all the way to Chippenham, coffee? Didn’t get your name, mine is Marvin.’

References:

Metro (2013) The Top 14 Weirdest Rush Hour Crushes. Available from: http://metro.co.uk/2013/07/15/the-top-14-weirdest-rush-hour-crushes-3882982/#ixzz410LZeK4k

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